I love my bed, but I think I’d love yours too. If you’re fine being the little spoon, it’ll work out between us. I used to get A’s as a student. Now, I’m looking to F. Looks like you have aww-tism, cause you’re cute. You can go ahead and delete Google now- I’m all you’re searching for. Your eyes are like IKEA- I could get lost in them for hours. Oh look the baddie I ordered is here. I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? You’re so hot, my zipper’s falling for you. You remind me of my pinky toe- cause you’re supportive and I’m gonna bang you on my coffee table. Where do you get your pants from? They’re 100% off at my place Wanna go half and half on a bastard? You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime. I like my dates like I like my coffee- steamy and worth waking up for.